A ground-breaking advance in recovery science for runners.
Thomas Solomon, PhD.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous product releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product.
If you weren’t impressed with SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, SuperMegaEnergySpinach, or WaterPlusTwo, then this new product from Veohtu will knock your socks off...
Recovery Chair 3000
It’s the complete chair, with the following:
Steam roller-grade muscle compression.
Oven-grade infrared muscle heating.
Muscle ice-cooling system built by Kelvin Zero.
High-frequency muscle vibration from Kenneth at REM.
State-of-the-art sensors for continuously measuring heart rate, blood pressure, oxygen consumption, blood glucose, muscle oxygenation, body temperature, and sweat rate.
Plus, a built-in whale song LOUDSPEAKER and a tablet for visualising mountains of data… data… data!!
Follow the latest science, and use the new “stress and confusion” method to optimise your recovery.
Why relax in a normal chair when you can bombard yourself with recovery?
Recovery Chair 3000
Sit backer! Relax louder! Recover harder!
Helping humans recover harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning your recovery up to eleven.
Available now at veohtu.com/store.
Warning: At Veohtu, we always remain evidence-informed, unless we’re being paid not to be.
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Who is Thomas Solomon?
My knowledge has been honed following 20+ years of running, cycling, hiking, cross-country skiing, lifting, and climbing, 15+ years of academic research at world-leading universities and hospitals, and 10+ years advising and coaching in athletic performance and lifestyle change.
I have a BSc in Biochemistry, a PhD in Exercise Science, and over 90 peer-reviewed publications in medical journals.
I'm also an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist (ACSM-EP), an ACSM-certified Personal Trainer (ACSM-CPT), a VDOT-certified Distance Running Coach, and a UKVRN Registered Nutritionist (RNutr).
Since 2002, I’ve conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine.
And, with my personal experience of competing on the track (800m to 10,000m), the road (5 k to marathon), on the trails, and in the mountains, by foot, bicycle, cross-country ski, and during obstacle course races (OCR), I deeply understand what it's like to train and compete — I've been there, done it, and gotten sweat, mud, and tears on my t-shirt.
Disclaimer: I occasionally mention brands and products, but it is important to know that I don't sell recovery products, supplements, or ad space, and I'm not affiliated with / sponsored by / an ambassador for / receiving advertisement royalties from any brands. I have conducted biomedical research for which I’ve received research money from publicly-funded national research councils and medical charities, and also from private companies, including Novo Nordisk Foundation, AstraZeneca, Amylin, the A.P. Møller Foundation, and the Augustinus Foundation. I’ve also consulted for Boost Treadmills and Gu Energy on R&D grant applications, and I provide research and scientific writing services for Examine.com. Some of my articles contain links to information provided by Examine.com, but I do not receive any royalties or bonuses from those links. Importantly, none of the companies described above have had any control over the research design, data analysis, or publication outcomes of my work. I research and write my content using state-of-the-art, consensus, peer-reviewed, and published scientific evidence, combined with my empirical evidence observed in practice and feedback from athletes. My advice is, and always will be, based on my own views and opinions shaped by the scientific evidence available. The information I provide is not medical advice. Before making any changes to your habits of daily living based on any information I provide, always ensure it is safe for you to do so and consult your doctor if you are unsure.
