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April fools’ articles

A series of articles showcasing the latest performance-enhancing products for marathon runners, trail runners, ultra runners, obstacle course racers (OCR), and endurance athletes.

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 1

Super Moo Juice

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 2

Nocarbozade

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 3

SuperMegaEnergySpinach

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 4

WaterPlusTwo

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 5

Recovery Chair 3000

April Fools for runners from Thomas Solomon PhD
Product 6

FarThane CH4

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