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Another ground-breaking advance in sports science that will boost your performance.

Thomas Solomon, PhD.

1^st April 2025.

After the unexpected runaway success of my previous Spring releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product. If you weren’t impressed with SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, SuperMegaEnergySpinach, WaterPlusTwo, or RecoveryChair3000, this new product from Veohtu will knock your socks off.

FarThane CH₄

For too long, metabolic testing has ignored a key performance factor: methane production. Thanks to groundbreaking research, we now know that tracking your CH₄ output can predict peak race performance with unparalleled accuracy.

At Veohtu, we’re proud to launch FarThane CH₄, the world’s first athlete-specific methane monitoring system. By optimising your controlled gas emissions, you can:

Improve aerodynamic efficiency
Time your surges for maximum impact
Leave the competition breathless in more ways than one

Each FarThane CH₄ kit also comes packed with a free sachet of FartBoost 3000^TM, a proprietary blend of prebiotic fibers, designed to supercharge your natural gas reserves for explosive performance.

Why race like a normal athlete when you can poot yourself to victory?

FarThane CH₄

Guzzle faster!
Poot louder!
Surge harder!

Available now at: veohtu.com/store

FarThane CH₄

Helping humans race harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning your performance up to eleven.

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