A ground-breaking advance in sports science for impriving running performance
Thomas Solomon, PhD.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous product releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product. If you weren’t impressed with SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, SuperMegaEnergySpinach, WaterPlusTwo, or RecoveryChair3000, this new product from Veohtu will knock your socks off.
FarThane CH4
For too long, metabolic testing has ignored a key performance factor: methane production. Thanks to groundbreaking research, we now know that tracking your CH4 output can predict peak race performance with unparalleled accuracy.
At Veohtu, we’re proud to launch FarThane CH4, the world’s first athlete-specific methane monitoring system. By optimising your controlled gas emissions, you can:
Improve aerodynamic efficiency 
Time your surges for maximum impact 
Leave the competition breathless in more ways than one 
Each FarThane CH4 kit also comes packed with a free sachet of FartBoost 3000TM, a proprietary blend of prebiotic fibre, designed to supercharge your natural gas reserves for explosive performance.
Why race like a normal athlete when you can poot yourself to victory?
Guzzle faster. Poot louder. Surge harder.
FarThane CH4
Helping humans race harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning your performance up to eleven.
Available now at veohtu.com/store.
Warning: At Veohtu, we always remain evidence-informed, unless we’re being paid not to be.
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Who is Thomas Solomon?
My knowledge has been honed following 20+ years of running, cycling, hiking, cross-country skiing, lifting, and climbing, 15+ years of academic research at world-leading universities and hospitals, and 10+ years advising and coaching in athletic performance and lifestyle change.
I have a BSc in Biochemistry, a PhD in Exercise Science, and over 90 peer-reviewed publications in medical journals.
I'm also an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist (ACSM-EP), an ACSM-certified Personal Trainer (ACSM-CPT), a VDOT-certified Distance Running Coach, and a UKVRN Registered Nutritionist (RNutr).
Since 2002, I’ve conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine.
And, with my personal experience of competing on the track (800m to 10,000m), the road (5 k to marathon), on the trails, and in the mountains, by foot, bicycle, cross-country ski, and during obstacle course races (OCR), I deeply understand what it's like to train and compete — I've been there, done it, and gotten sweat, mud, and tears on my t-shirt.
Disclaimer: I occasionally mention brands and products, but it is important to know that I don't sell recovery products, supplements, or ad space, and I'm not affiliated with / sponsored by / an ambassador for / receiving advertisement royalties from any brands. I have conducted biomedical research for which I’ve received research money from publicly-funded national research councils and medical charities, and also from private companies, including Novo Nordisk Foundation, AstraZeneca, Amylin, the A.P. Møller Foundation, and the Augustinus Foundation. I’ve also consulted for Boost Treadmills and Gu Energy on R&D grant applications, and I provide research and scientific writing services for Examine.com. Some of my articles contain links to information provided by Examine.com, but I do not receive any royalties or bonuses from those links. Importantly, none of the companies described above have had any control over the research design, data analysis, or publication outcomes of my work. I research and write my content using state-of-the-art, consensus, peer-reviewed, and published scientific evidence, combined with my empirical evidence observed in practice and feedback from athletes. My advice is, and always will be, based on my own views and opinions shaped by the scientific evidence available. The information I provide is not medical advice. Before making any changes to your habits of daily living based on any information I provide, always ensure it is safe for you to do so and consult your doctor if you are unsure.
