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A ground-breaking advance in sports nutrition to boost running performance

Thomas Solomon, PhD.

April 1, 2021

After last year’s landslide success with Super Moo Juice, today I am very excited to bring you another new product from Veohtu:

Nocarbozade

The all-new no-calorie energy drink designed specifically for your prolonged, high-intensity running workouts.

Packed full of a unique blend of high-energy hydrogen dioxide molecules that have been specially formulated to contribute the hydrogen ions your body needs to synthesise more ATP, your muscles’ energy currency.

Better still, this innovative development is guaranteed to be completely free from any fat-burn inhibitors, like α-d-glucopyranose and β-d-fructofuranose, so you can keep raging for hours.

And it comes neatly packaged in a vegan-friendly but non-recyclable, disposable plastic bottle. So, you can help bring balance to the environment while simultaneously getting your ATP on.

Nocarbozade. Helping humans use magic to synthesise more ATP since the dawn of April.

Train smarter. Fuel dumber. Detonate harder.

right arrowAvailable now at veohtu.com/store.

important Warning: Some users may find that the lack of α-d-glucopyranose and β-d-fructofuranose will harm their performance during prolonged, high-intensity efforts.

April Fools Day for runners and obstacle course race athletes from Thomas Solomon

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Who is Thomas Solomon?

owlMy knowledge has been honed following 20+ years of running, cycling, hiking, cross-country skiing, lifting, and climbing, 15+ years of academic research at world-leading universities and hospitals, and 10+ years advising and coaching in athletic performance and lifestyle change.

owlI have a BSc in Biochemistry, a PhD in Exercise Science, and over 90 peer-reviewed publications in medical journals.

owlI'm also an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist (ACSM-EP), an ACSM-certified Personal Trainer (ACSM-CPT), a VDOT-certified Distance Running Coach, and a UKVRN Registered Nutritionist (RNutr).

owlSince 2002, I’ve conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine.

owlAnd, with my personal experience of competing on the track (800m to 10,000m), the road (5 k to marathon), on the trails, and in the mountains, by foot, bicycle, cross-country ski, and during obstacle course races (OCR), I deeply understand what it's like to train and compete — I've been there, done it, and gotten sweat, mud, and tears on my t-shirt.

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