This product is part of a limited-edition yearly special release series:
→ Super Moo Juice
→ Nocarbozade
→ Super Mega Energy Spinach
→ Super Moo Juice
→ Nocarbozade
→ Super Mega Energy Spinach
Another ground-breaking advance in sports nutrition to help boost your performance.
Thomas Solomon PhD.
1st April 2023.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous Spring releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product…
If SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, and SuperMegaEnergySpinach were not enough to blow your mind, this year I’ve capitalised on my successful pipeline of yearly releases and have something new for you…
Packed with the same protons as old school hydrogen dioxide, WaterPlusTwo uses a special blend of deuterium dioxide to pack in TWO EXTRA NEUTRONS!
This not only helps you to generate carbon dioxide in your mitochondria but it also allows you to measure your energy expenditure*.
Hydrogen dioxide is old-school. Deuterium dioxide is on like donkey kong.
Less sense.
More neutrons.
Mega hydration.
Warning: Because it’s heavier than old school water, some users may find that WaterPlusTwo slows them down when climbing hills.
* Please note that the measurement of energy expenditure requires the purchase of an isotope-ratio mass spectrometer with every order. Use discount code NOPE at checkout.
For more information on incredible scientific advances like this, visit veohtu.com/articles today!
WaterPlusTwo.
Packed with the same protons as old school hydrogen dioxide, WaterPlusTwo uses a special blend of deuterium dioxide to pack in TWO EXTRA NEUTRONS!
This not only helps you to generate carbon dioxide in your mitochondria but it also allows you to measure your energy expenditure*.
Hydrogen dioxide is old-school. Deuterium dioxide is on like donkey kong.
Less sense.
More neutrons.
Mega hydration.
Why settle for H2O when you can have 2H2O?
WaterPlusTwo.
Helping humans hydrate harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning water up to eleven.
(Always evidence based unless I’m being paid not to be.)
Warning: Because it’s heavier than old school water, some users may find that WaterPlusTwo slows them down when climbing hills.
* Please note that the measurement of energy expenditure requires the purchase of an isotope-ratio mass spectrometer with every order. Use discount code NOPE at checkout.
For more information on incredible scientific advances like this, visit veohtu.com/articles today!
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