This product is part of a limited-edition yearly special release series:
→ Super Moo Juice
→ Nocarbozade
→ Super Mega Energy Spinach
→ Super Moo Juice
→ Nocarbozade
→ Super Mega Energy Spinach
Another ground-breaking advance in sports nutrition to help boost your performance.
Thomas Solomon PhD.
1st April 2023.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous Spring releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product…
If SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, and SuperMegaEnergySpinach were not enough to blow your mind, this year I’ve capitalised on my successful pipeline of yearly releases and have something new for you…
Packed with the same protons as old school hydrogen dioxide, WaterPlusTwo uses a special blend of deuterium dioxide to pack in TWO EXTRA NEUTRONS!
This not only helps you to generate carbon dioxide in your mitochondria but it also allows you to measure your energy expenditure*.
Hydrogen dioxide is old-school. Deuterium dioxide is on like donkey kong.
Less sense.
More neutrons.
Mega hydration.
Warning: Because it’s heavier than old school water, some users may find that WaterPlusTwo slows them down when climbing hills.
* Please note that the measurement of energy expenditure requires the purchase of an isotope-ratio mass spectrometer with every order. Use discount code NOPE at checkout.
For more information on incredible scientific advances like this, visit veohtu.com/articles today!
WaterPlusTwo.
Packed with the same protons as old school hydrogen dioxide, WaterPlusTwo uses a special blend of deuterium dioxide to pack in TWO EXTRA NEUTRONS!
This not only helps you to generate carbon dioxide in your mitochondria but it also allows you to measure your energy expenditure*.
Hydrogen dioxide is old-school. Deuterium dioxide is on like donkey kong.
Less sense.
More neutrons.
Mega hydration.
Why settle for H2O when you can have 2H2O?
WaterPlusTwo.
Helping humans hydrate harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning water up to eleven.
(Always evidence based unless I’m being paid not to be.)
Warning: Because it’s heavier than old school water, some users may find that WaterPlusTwo slows them down when climbing hills.
* Please note that the measurement of energy expenditure requires the purchase of an isotope-ratio mass spectrometer with every order. Use discount code NOPE at checkout.
For more information on incredible scientific advances like this, visit veohtu.com/articles today!
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I am Thomas Solomon and I'm passionate about relaying accurate and clear scientific information to the masses to help folks meet their fitness and performance goals. I hold a BSc in Biochemistry and a PhD in Exercise Science and am an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist and Personal Trainer, a VDOT-certified Distance running coach, and a Registered Nutritionist. Since 2002, I have conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine. My work is published in over 80 peer-reviewed medical journal publications and I have delivered more than 50 conference presentations & invited talks at universities and medical societies. I have coached and provided training plans for truck-loads of athletes, have competed at a high level in running, cycling, and obstacle course racing, and continue to run, ride, ski, hike, lift, and climb as much as my ageing body will allow. To stay on top of scientific developments, I consult for scientists, participate in journal clubs, peer-review papers for medical journals, and I invest every Friday in reading what new delights have spawned onto PubMed. In my spare time, I hunt for phenomenal mountain views to capture through the lens, boulder problems to solve, and for new craft beers to drink with the goal of sending my gustatory system into a hullabaloo.
Copyright © Thomas Solomon. All rights reserved.
I am Thomas Solomon and I'm passionate about relaying accurate and clear scientific information to the masses to help folks meet their fitness and performance goals. I hold a BSc in Biochemistry and a PhD in Exercise Science and am an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist and Personal Trainer, a VDOT-certified Distance running coach, and a Registered Nutritionist. Since 2002, I have conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine. My work is published in over 80 peer-reviewed medical journal publications and I have delivered more than 50 conference presentations & invited talks at universities and medical societies. I have coached and provided training plans for truck-loads of athletes, have competed at a high level in running, cycling, and obstacle course racing, and continue to run, ride, ski, hike, lift, and climb as much as my ageing body will allow. To stay on top of scientific developments, I consult for scientists, participate in journal clubs, peer-review papers for medical journals, and I invest every Friday in reading what new delights have spawned onto PubMed. In my spare time, I hunt for phenomenal mountain views to capture through the lens, boulder problems to solve, and for new craft beers to drink with the goal of sending my gustatory system into a hullabaloo.
Copyright © Thomas Solomon. All rights reserved.