A ground-breaking advance in sports nutrition to improve running performance
Thomas Solomon, PhD.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous Spring releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product…
If SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, and SuperMegaEnergySpinach were not enough to blow your mind, this year I’ve capitalised on my successful pipeline of yearly releases and have something new for you…
WaterPlusTwo
Packed with the same protons as old-school hydrogen dioxide, WaterPlusTwo uses a special blend of deuterium dioxide to pack in TWO EXTRA NEUTRONS!
This not only helps you to generate carbon dioxide in your mitochondria, but it also allows you to measure your energy expenditure*.
Hydrogen dioxide is old-school. Deuterium dioxide is on like Donkey Kong.
Less sense. More neutrons. Mega hydration.
WaterPlusTwo
Helping humans hydrate harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning water up to eleven.
Warning: Because it’s heavier than old school water, some users may find that WaterPlusTwo slows them down when running uphill.
Available now at veohtu.com/store.
*Please note that the measurement of energy expenditure requires the purchase of an isotope-ratio mass spectrometer with every order. Use discount code STOOPID at checkout.
Warning: At Veohtu, we always remain evidence-informed, unless we’re being paid not to be.
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Who is Thomas Solomon?
My knowledge has been honed following 20+ years of running, cycling, hiking, cross-country skiing, lifting, and climbing, 15+ years of academic research at world-leading universities and hospitals, and 10+ years advising and coaching in athletic performance and lifestyle change.
I have a BSc in Biochemistry, a PhD in Exercise Science, and over 90 peer-reviewed publications in medical journals.
I'm also an ACSM-certified Exercise Physiologist (ACSM-EP), an ACSM-certified Personal Trainer (ACSM-CPT), a VDOT-certified Distance Running Coach, and a UKVRN Registered Nutritionist (RNutr).
Since 2002, I’ve conducted biomedical research in exercise and nutrition and have taught and led university courses in exercise physiology, nutrition, biochemistry, and molecular medicine.
And, with my personal experience of competing on the track (800m to 10,000m), the road (5 k to marathon), on the trails, and in the mountains, by foot, bicycle, cross-country ski, and during obstacle course races (OCR), I deeply understand what it's like to train and compete — I've been there, done it, and gotten sweat, mud, and tears on my t-shirt.
Disclaimer: I occasionally mention brands and products, but it is important to know that I don't sell recovery products, supplements, or ad space, and I'm not affiliated with / sponsored by / an ambassador for / receiving advertisement royalties from any brands. I have conducted biomedical research for which I’ve received research money from publicly-funded national research councils and medical charities, and also from private companies, including Novo Nordisk Foundation, AstraZeneca, Amylin, the A.P. Møller Foundation, and the Augustinus Foundation. I’ve also consulted for Boost Treadmills and Gu Energy on R&D grant applications, and I provide research and scientific writing services for Examine.com. Some of my articles contain links to information provided by Examine.com, but I do not receive any royalties or bonuses from those links. Importantly, none of the companies described above have had any control over the research design, data analysis, or publication outcomes of my work. I research and write my content using state-of-the-art, consensus, peer-reviewed, and published scientific evidence, combined with my empirical evidence observed in practice and feedback from athletes. My advice is, and always will be, based on my own views and opinions shaped by the scientific evidence available. The information I provide is not medical advice. Before making any changes to your habits of daily living based on any information I provide, always ensure it is safe for you to do so and consult your doctor if you are unsure.
