This product is part of a limited-edition yearly special release series, including:
→ SuperMooJuice
→ Nocarbozade
→ SuperMegaEnergySpinach
→ WaterPlusTwo
→ SuperMooJuice
→ Nocarbozade
→ SuperMegaEnergySpinach
→ WaterPlusTwo
Another ground-breaking advance in recovery science that will boost your performance.
Thomas Solomon PhD.
1st April 2024.
After the unexpected runaway success of my previous Spring releases, today I’m very excited to bring you yet another new product.
If you weren’t impressed with SuperMooJuice, Nocarbozade, SuperMegaEnergySpinach, or WaterPlusTwo, then this new product from Veohtu will knock your socks off...
Recovery Chair 3000
It’s the complete chair, with:
Steam roller-grade muscle compression.
Oven-grade infrared muscle heating.
Muscle ice-cooling system built by Kelvin Zero.
High-frequency muscle vibration from Kenneth at REM.
State-of-the-art sensors for continuously measuring heart rate, blood pressure, oxygen consumption, blood glucose, muscle oxygenation, body temperature, and sweat rate.
Plus, a built-in whale song LOUDSPEAKER and a tablet for visualising mountains of data… data… data!!
Steam roller-grade muscle compression.
Oven-grade infrared muscle heating.
Muscle ice-cooling system built by Kelvin Zero.
High-frequency muscle vibration from Kenneth at REM.
State-of-the-art sensors for continuously measuring heart rate, blood pressure, oxygen consumption, blood glucose, muscle oxygenation, body temperature, and sweat rate.
Plus, a built-in whale song LOUDSPEAKER and a tablet for visualising mountains of data… data… data!!
Follow the latest science, and use the new “stress and confusion” method to optimize your recovery.
Why relax in a normal chair when you can bombard yourself with recovery?
Why relax in a normal chair when you can bombard yourself with recovery?
Recovery Chair 3000
Sit backer!
Relax louder!
Recover harder!
Available now at:
Recovery Chair 3000
Helping humans recover harder since the dawn of April.
It’s like turning your recovery up to eleven. 
Warning: I’m always evidence-based unless I’m being paid not to be.
For more information on incredible scientific advances like this, visit veohtu.com/articles today!
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